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This is Wally, Ryan’s brother from another mother
we may not look alike: I’m a handsome Jack Russell Terrier Mix and well, he, he’s got a face for radio and a voice for silent films. But we are brothers. And we spend A LOT of time together. Like way too much time. Anyhoo, I saw this post on Doggy Facebook and thought of my brother. Yes, even though I’m technically a pup, I still use Facebook. Mostly, for family reasons. My parents won't let me get a tik tok. Ryan says this thing called Doggy Vine was better.
he is so lucky that I saved his life. I’m not sure why he isn’t buying me all of the bark boxes already. Anyway, here’s that post. Cool beans. (He always says that. What does it even mean? Why would I want my beans cold?!)
“Today I adopted a human. It broke my heart to see him so lonely and confused. And suddenly I got his teary eyes to meet mine. I don't like the smell of sad. I wanted to jump on him so bad. He spoke to me with cuteness and I knew it, I had to rescue him!, that human needed me. So I bark with all my strength, I followed him blocks and blocks.
I got close, I could smell his hands. The human smiled for an instant and when he took me in his arms, I started to feel his ice cream heart warmed. I approached his cheeks and felt a tear roll on them. I looked at him deeply and his response was a brilliant smile. I jumped excited into his arms, I promised to behave, love him forever and never part with his side.
How lucky he was to go through that block, down that street and I feel lucky too.
There were so many people walking around and no one was looking at me. All worried, all in their troubles. Glad no one else chose me Today I saved a life. Today I adopted a human”
p.s. I may or may not have written this just plug my insta: @wallywhernandez. I have way more followers than him and it’s not even close. Lolzzzzzz. Off to watch some funny husky videos. They are sooooo dramatic.